Thursday, July 30, 2009

What I've learned recently

I have spent a lot more time moving my sewing machine from storage (read: the floor of my office) to the kitchen table than using it to actually quilt lately.

The baby was sick last week and has been out of school again this week with no-fun-at-all high fever.

Who knew you could get so many germs rolling through your house during summer. I thought this was illegal.

Anyhow, this is what I have learned lately:
  • If you have 2 kids, they will ALWAYS poop at exactly the same time.


  • If you have 2 kids, they will NEVER nap at the same time.


  • If your 2 kids share a room and 1 of them wakes up screaming in the dead of night, the other one will ALWAYS wake up and climb into your bed.

  • It is possible for a 3 yr old boy to bump his head on a door jam so hard that a golf ball sized lump forms, and the 3 yr old will then most likely look into the mirror and say that he cannot wait to show his friends at school.

  • If you are driving around in the car with your girlfriend for a relaxing trip to the farmer's market, it is highly likely that your 3 yr old boy will pick that very moment to ask you how is it possible to pee if you don't have a penis.


  • If you work full time and raise 2 little boys, you do way less quilting than you hope and dream of doing, but you have way more fun than you ever thought possible.

    OhMyGoshTired, but still in love with my life here,

    Marisa

    ps. if you have yet to visit Red Felt Flower blog, please do so and enjoy the beauty.

    pps. if you want some free goodies and you love photography, visit Chara Michele!

9 comments:

My Love is..... said...

the penis one made me LOL.... hilarous.... my boys are penis obssessed also.... too funny.

Kloth & Bolt said...

oh my goodness you are too funny! the penis comment is priceless, you must remember this for his wife! -kb

Janet said...

Too funny, it must be like having twins. Reminds me when one of mine was five, broker an arm, got plastered and declared that all her life she wanted one of those.

Marit said...

Thank you for a nice visit, Marisa. I love the quilt in your banner so much, so colorful and pretty. It just shows how versatile this pattern is...

kathleen said...

love it!

Chara Michele said...

Oh my! This post made me smile :) I hope you get a little bit of time to yourself for some quilting :)

linnea paulina said...

This post made me laugh! I hope your weekend is relaxing :o)
xo,
Linnea

jbkmcd said...

Beautifully written and hilariously (and painfully) true. Two of my favorite things. Thank you Marisa!

sherry said...

this post is so true. they are more fun than you think possible. i am very impressed with the amount of quilting you get done with 2 little kids. you should give yourself a pat on the back.